Waking Up Weird

Fuck a plan. So many people with so many agendas and so many goals.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:05:00 -0400

Fuck a plan. So many people with so many agendas and so many goals.

Who says it goes the way they want? The way you want?

I want to just make it up as I go.

I just want to make it up.

I just want to go...

Sad part is that this references pretty much every woman in my life.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:03:50 -0400

Sad part is that this references pretty much every woman in my life.

Girls make a dude hate their life sometimes. The only consoling fact to me is that all these girls will get played more times than I will.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:01:13 -0400

Girls make a dude hate their life sometimes. The only consoling fact to me is that all these girls will get played more times than I will.

And that don't make me feel very righteous or nothing...

...but it is what it is.

Fuck bitches. Smoke weed. Make money.

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:08:53 -0400

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:03:08 -0400

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:00:51 -0400

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:58:46 -0400

I’d speak my mind but then we’d wage war and then I might lose. Or worse yet, you might...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:45:56 -0400

I’d speak my mind but then we’d wage war and then I might lose.

Or worse yet, you might lose.

Sometimes I feel like, “Tell me what you want me to do…and I’ll do it.”

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 07:11:10 -0400

Sometimes I feel like, “Tell me what you want me to do…and I’ll do it.”

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:37:09 -0400

sirenss: I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:35:53 -0400

sirenss:

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:19:41 -0400

ellegolightly: This angry food is making my year right...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:06:28 -0400

ellegolightly:

This angry food is making my year right now.

NATURE’S BUTTER, BITCH.

Last night will be embedded in my mind ad one of those, “What the fuck just happened?! Should...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:39:19 -0500

Last night will be embedded in my mind ad one of those, “What the fuck just happened?! Should I have kissed her?” Nights.

Work hard play hard

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:03:14 -0500

Work hard play hard

My mom says I can hang at her place and eat whatever I want and I’m all like, “Fuck...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:08:00 -0500

My mom says I can hang at her place and eat whatever I want and I’m all like, “Fuck yeah! I’m making a beast ass breakfast.”
Then she’s like, “Bring your clippers so Vanessa can cut your hair.”
I was like, “Fuck no, I’m not cutting my hair.”

blackanomaly: omg

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 13:51:44 -0500

blackanomaly:

omg

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Tue, 22 Jan 2013 13:48:49 -0500

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Tue, 22 Jan 2013 13:45:57 -0500