May 23rd, 2013 at 5:11PM

I like this song.

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April 17th, 2013 at 4:05PM
  • Fuck a plan. So many people with so many agendas and so many goals.
  • Who says it goes the way they want? The way you want?
  • I want to just make it up as I go.
  • I just want to make it up.
  • I just want to go...
April 17th, 2013 at 4:03PM
  • Sad part is that this references pretty much every woman in my life.
April 17th, 2013 at 4:01PM
  • Girls make a dude hate their life sometimes. The only consoling fact to me is that all these girls will get played more times than I will.
  • And that don't make me feel very righteous or nothing...
  • ...but it is what it is.
  • Fuck bitches. Smoke weed. Make money.
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March 25th, 2013 at 6:45PM

I’d speak my mind but then we’d wage war and then I might lose.

Or worse yet, you might lose.

March 25th, 2013 at 7:11AM

Sometimes I feel like, “Tell me what you want me to do…and I’ll do it.”

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March 15th, 2013 at 10:37AM

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March 15th, 2013 at 10:35AM

sirenss:

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

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March 15th, 2013 at 10:06AM

ellegolightly:

This angry food is making my year right now.

NATURE’S BUTTER, BITCH.

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